colt 45

wait a minute man

hey check this out man tell it

it was this blind man right

it was this blind man right

he was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right

hey

he walked past this fish market

you know what i'm sayin'

he stopped he took a deep breath he said

snfffffff

woooo good morning ladies

ha

you like that shit man

hey man i've got a gang of that shit man

hey i'll tell you what

we'll all have a good time

we'll fool on the drum

and hey

hey if everybody crowd around the mic'

i'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes i got

first i'm gonna start off like that

hey help me sing it homeboy

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need

we can go to the park

after dark

smoke that tumbleweed

as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll

roll

roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale

skatin' on dayton rims

so roll

roll

the '83 cadillac coupe deville

if my tapes and my cds just don't sell

i bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town

they call it east side palmdale

when the afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sale

well i was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds

when i met a little girl named jan

i let her ride in my caddy

because i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan

we fucked on the bed

fucked on the floor

fucked so long i grew a fuckin' afro

then i fucked to the left

fucked to the right

she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

thought to myself sheeba-sheeba

got my ass lookin' like a zebra

i put on my clothes and i was on my way

until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet

and so i ran i jumped out the back window

but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four

he beat me to the left

he beat me to the right

the motherfucker whooped my ass all night

but i ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

that's the best damn pussy i ever had

got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

i'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need

we can go to the park

after dark

smoke that tumbleweed

as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll

roll

roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale

skatin' on dayton rims

so roll

roll

the '83 cadillac coupe deville

if my tapes and my cds just don't sell

i bet my caddy will

i met this lady in hollywood

she had green hair but damn she looked good

i took her to my house because she was fine

but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

i met this lady from japan

never made love with an african

i fucked her once

fucked her twice

i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

don't be amazed at the stories i tell ya

i met a woman in the heart of australia

had a big butt and big titties too

so i hopped in her ass like kangaroo

see i met this woman from hawaii

stuck it in her ass and she said aiee"