come and join the fun

come and join the fun

there's room for everyone

there's no need to feel strange

in here we're all deranged

schizoids

psychics

manics

we can take the lot

if you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?

schizoids

psychics

manics

we can take the lot

if you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?

come and join our ward

we'll give you cell and board

we can change you into what you ought to be

'til we're sure you're normal we won't set you free

if you want to leave - we're sorry

it's too late

we may change you into someone that you hate

come and join the fun

there's room for everyone

if your brain is blocked

we'll give you electric shocks

schizoids

psychics

manics

we can take the lot

if you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?

schizoids

psychics

manics

we can take the lot

if you're feeling paranoid why don't you come on up?

free pills by the ton

will make your brain go numb

lithium carbonate and hyperperidol

make you impotent while cleansing out your skull

if you want to leave - we're sorry

it's too late

we may change you into someone that you hate

we may change you

don't try

just give in

don't try

we must change you

just give in

don't try

don't resist

just give in

don't try

we have got your best interests at heart

interests

your best interests

your best interests

come and join the fun

there's room for everyone

don't feel all alone

this could be your home

don't feel all alone

this could be your home

welcome home!