confident parody

don't you deport me

don't you deport me

oh no no

oh no no

you can't deport me

i am invincible

fuck this

i'm justin

ain't heading north just like that

i ain't done nothing to deserve that

uh uh

your stupid rules don't apply to me

ah ah ahhh

this cough syrup's making me dizzy now

that's right i'm above the law

like steve seagah

but hotter

my crime spree started slow

got faster

one egging next door

want some more?

raided by the feds

they found all my meds

then i got caught dragging

high on weed and drinking

but i had my dad with me

dipshit helped me block the streets

it's teenage mentality

just doing what teenage boys do

dad forgot to mention

swag

he's thirty-eight

beliebers

beliebe me

i'm innocent

ha i just lied to you

and i'm fine with it

'cuz i don't understand a consequence

it will be her first time

ooh yeah

yeah

on jb's gross stache ride

feels so damn good

ooh yeah

yeah

like a porcupine

you're a dick

kid

ooh no

no

just a codeine addict

god i'm faded

like that time on the plane cabin

attention

attention

please stop smoking weed you two

i cannot fly this jet

need oxygen

fuck you

my dad said it's cool

i will keep on dancing

until we're romancing

nasty boy

i am pricey

1k to suck my boobies

is there room for family?

i wanna take our picture too

oh

by the way

justin

what

bitch?

this was a sting

oh no no

oh no no

this is bullshit

let me go you assholes

i didn't do it

i need to try to look like i'm innocent

stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom

since this is your first real crime

oh yeah

yeah

i think i'll let you slide

hold the damn phone

oh no

no

there's public outcry

go home justin!

hell no

no

we're tired of your antics!

i might be busted

ooh yeah

yeah

but i can still wreak havoc

enough!

deporting this disease just won't cut it

justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked

oh no no

oh no no

you can't do this

oh yes yes

oh yes yes

i just did bitch!

take his canadian ass away.