if i were a bell

ask me how do i feel

now that we're cosy and clinging

well sir

all i can say

is if i were a bell i'd be ringing!

from the moment we kissed tonight

that's the way i've just gotta behave

boy

if i were a lamp i'd light

and if i were a banner i'd wave!

ask me how do i feel

little me with my quiet upbringing

well sir

all i can say is if gate i'd be swinging!

and if i were a watch i'd start popping my springs!

or if i were a bell i'd go ding dong

ding dong ding!

ask me how do i feel from this chemistry lesson i'm learning. well sir

all i can say is if i were a bridge i'd be burning!

yes

i knew my moral would crack

from the wonderful way that you looked!

boy

if i were a duck i'd quack!

or if i were a goose i'd be cooked!

ask me how do i feel

now that we're fondly caressing

well

if i were a salad i know i'd be splashing my dressing

oh

if i were a season

i shortly be spring

yes

or if i were a bell i'd go

ding dong

ding dong ding!