cool down willard

cool down

willard

you're just too hot for the farm

i said

cool down

willard

you gotta throttle back on the charm

yeah

my wife and my grandma and my aunt may

go wild when you wave your toupee

i said

cool down

willard

you're just too hot for the farm

well

i'm up every morning at the crack of dawn

but my wife's already up and got the tv on

just sittin' there

starin' at the test pattern

you can't budge her from that spot

she's waitin' for that early morning today show

with that sexy weatherman

her superhero

old debonair

devil-may-care willard scott

oh