cool is dead.

with your k-mart led zeppelin shirt

and your target friendship bracelet

your urban outfitters record shelves

and your extra large condoms

your dad is a grunge rocker

your daughter's a republican

i would try to sleep with her

but she's under thirty

i may be insecure but at least i'm not poor

you fuckers should be kissin' the ground that i walk on

you fuckers should be kissin' the ground that i walk on

you fuckers should be kissin' the ground that i walk on

you fuckers should be kissin' the ground that i walk on

because i'm so fucking cool