nofx
when i was on the freeway
doing 70 all drunk
a copper pulled me over
and i thought that i was sunk
he came up to my car
i thought up a little trick
i took a donut
jelly filled
and put it on a stick
he came up to my window
and shouted to get out
so i quickly took the donut and i shoved it in his mouth
so i drove away
he shouted for some more
so i threw it out the window and he ate it off the floor
cops and donuts
cops love donuts