couch potato

look

if you had

one shot

to sit on your lazy butt

and watch all the tv you ever wanted

until your brain turned to mush

would you go for it?

or just let it slip?

yo

remote is ready

eyes wide

palms are sweaty

there's flintstones on the tv already

wilma 'n' betty

no virgin to channel surfin'

and i'm hd-ready

so i flip

garbage is all i'm getting

there's simon cowell

who folks wanna disembowel

he opens his mouth

always says something foul

they're dyin'

wow

wannabes are crying now

he votes them out

time to throw in the towel

shows based on reality

oh

the humanity!

oh

ozzy's family

sho' loves profanity

whoa

the insanity

oh

dogs that crap and pee

home of depravity?

no

they live happily

yo

plus da ali g show"