cougar catnip

back when i was nothing

you probably would've walked on by

you probably would've walked on by

now you out here fronting

all up in my face and i don't know why

i don't even know why you talk to me girl

oooo if i was mystikal

i would tell you to watch yourself

oooo if i was juvenile

i would tell you to back that ass up well

go and play your tricks on someone else girl

baby when you talk to me

i don't get the sincerest impression that you're giving a damn

oh no now

you way too frickin hot for me

which makes me think you believe i'm different than i actually am

if i was dj quik

i'd say that i don't wanna party with you at all

if i was ludacris

i'd probably tell your crazy ass to move

girl get out the way i'm no one's fool

if you were the best thing for me

tell me why you had to take all this time

you and the rest ignore me

a year ago why would i ever wanna try again

you were the right one honey

why you got a look on your face like you've done this before

keep tripping

i ain't picking you up off the floor

back before they found me

you would've forgot my name

you would've forgot my name

now you're up here clowning

all up in my face trying to get your way

i don't even know what you think you're doing

oooo if i was master p

i done told you to get up

oooo if i was p.o.s

i would simply say fuck your stuff

go and play your games with someone else

baby when you talk to me

i don't get the feeling in my stomach that you're looking for love

you ain't gonna find it

ain't that really hard to see

that you believe i'm somebody i would never ever become

if i was dr. dre

i would say that you ain't shit

you know how the rest goes honey

if i was house of pain

i would tell you to jump around with someone else who gives a damn

if you were the best thing for me

tell me why you had to take all this time

you and the rest ignore me

a year ago why would i ever wanna try again

you were the right one honey

why you got a look on your face like you've done this before

keep tripping

i ain't picking you up off the floor

if you were the best thing for me

tell me why you had to take all this time

you and the rest ignore me

a year ago why would i ever wanna try again

you were the right one honey

why you got a look on your face like you've done this before

keep tripping

i ain't picking you up off the floor