country ham

i love candied yam

hooray for the country ham

hear the sleigh bells ring

hear bing crosby sing

a winter wonderland

i have so much to say

but i never could find a way

but even the blind can see

all you mean to me

on this christmas day

you're smoking a corn cob pipe

know that you're just my type

your legs are thin and long

your eggnog's really strong

your oranges are ripe

i love apple pie

i will till the day i die

a snowman's in the lane

he's scared of acid rain

hey man

so am i

so let the chestnuts roast

they want me to give a toast

i promise to keep it clean

not to make a scene

or insult the host

drummer boy ain't dumb

he plays a rum-pum-pom

he marches around the trees

a joyous jubilee

until his hands are numb

an old man by the tree

he said as he waved at me

i bet the first noel