i sell comics

what manner of creature

stands behind this counter

man or machine is the big mystery

with every transaction

comes a sweet satisfaction

as i cement my place in history. it's just another sale

to this comics-selling alpha male. i could sell comics to a blind man

and you'll buy every single thing i tell you to. 'cause i sell comics baby. i sell comics baby

oooh yeah!

my fingers dance over

the cash register

don't look so surprised

i'll leave your mouth agape

and it's not because

i make king kong

look like just another ape. it's just another sale

to this comics-selling alpha male. i could sell comics to a blind man

and you'll buy every single thing i tell you to. 'cause i sell comics baby. i sell comics baby. i could sell comics to a blind man. and you'll buy every single thing i tell you to. i sell comics baby. i sell comics baby.