cover girl

page three of the county tribune

there's a story about the fair and a picture of you

in black and white

blue ribbon

best in show

already know what happens now

the editor of vogue rolls through town

sees that picture

tracks you down

and the next thing you know

they're gonna put you on the cover

girl

and you outshine them other girls

and everybody will discover

girl

what i already know

there ain't another girl

anywhere in the whole world

as pretty as you

the only trouble

girl

is that you'd have to go

and blow your cover

girl

before long

the secret's out

and there's paparazzi outside your house

and peace and quiet and going out

that's a thing of the past

red carpet

you're lookin' hot

and i think i am too but i guess i'm not

'cause it's hey hillbilly