covid christmas

are you hanging up your face mask on the wall?

are you waiting for the infection rate to fall?

are you going to cook a turkey

or put a tree up in the front room?

'cause you'll be celebrating christmas day on zoom

so here it is

covid christmas

we nearly had it on the run

thought it would be over by september

but it's only just begun

does this song really need another verse?

and they say the second wave is gonna be worse

there was an outbreak in the grotto

santa's had to quarantine

so i'm staying indoor till they roll out a vaccine

so here it is

covid christmas

we nearly had it on the run

thought it would be over by september

but it's only just begun

what would your neighbors do if they saw you

partying with six or more

ah

newport's back in lockdown

can you believe?

imagine all the super spreading on new year's eve

won't be seeing nana

she's having christmas dinner on her own

in hindsight we probably should've put her in a home

so here it is

covid christmas

carving turkey up for one

thought it would be over by september

but it's only just begun

so here it is

covid christmas

we nearly had it on the run

it won't be over by next september

'cause it's only just begun