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weird al yankovic
you've got a 65 chevy malibu
i'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
and a slightly-used sombrero
and i'll even throw in a stapler
we shared a quick glance saturday at the mall
never approached you at all
you were a blonde half-asian with a bad case of gas
i was wearin' red speedos and a hockey mask
let's find that love connection that we missed
bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo
an open letter to the snotty barista
at the coffee bean on san vicente boulevard: i know there were 20 people behind me in line
but i was on a cell phone call with my mother
didn't you see me hold up my index finger?
that means i'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
so what's with the attitude
got a trash can of styrofoam peanuts
you can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me
but the trash can ain't part of the deal
only givin' you the peanuts
don't bug me with questions on the phone
cause they won't cost you a dime
do you want my styrofoam peanuts?
you can have my styrofoam peanuts
do you want my styrofoam peanuts?