crazy abc's
barenaked ladies
it's an alphabet song i'm working on
i just learned the old one
and if you see him would you mind telling him?
it's a gum like tree resin
it starts with a silent b
it's uh like a russian czar
you know everybody knows apple
i wanted to get into some
you know some stranger words
but not like when i call the ladies
i thought phone started with a p like a ph
i know what you mean by wind
good in either corn or flour
what's so strange about llama?
what's the second one for?
pterodactyl and psychosis
it's a perfect scrabble word because it's a q with no u
there's not many of those
you have too much time on your hands
i couldn't find a good r word
a wave that makes me quiver
but not like earning money
v for vraisemblance from french and therefore kind of funny
and zed's the final letter and by final i mean last
when you say zed for the benefit of our american friends
you know the guys with the big long beards
except the guy whose name is beard
i always thought that was interesting
you done with the alphabet?
extra letters i haven't heard of? i think so
with the contribution you made to world literacy
think outside the box a little bit
no box with a b a l k s like a pitcher
get into some rochmaninov
that's rochmaninov with a w