crazy country hop

way down in a country town one day

a little ole' country band began to play. they had two guitars and a beat-up saxophone;

when the leader said go them cats began to blow. ooh wee oh oh

ooh la la

let's rock and roll. now all the poeple gathered 'round

just to dig that rockin' rollin' sound. suddenly the drummer rang a bell

and all them country cats began to yell. ole' macdonald did a crazy bop

said it's time to milk my cow

i got to stop

but just before i cool it and cut out

here's something all you cats can think about. snaggle-toothed malinda was a drag

she latched onto a dude who showed up stag. he tried to run and then he tripped and fell;

she kissed him and we all could hear him yell. well

a hound dog ran a polecat into town

brought him to the dance and laid him down. someone hollered skunk and you can bet

all them country cats is runnin' yet.