crazy ex-girlfriend theme

i was

working hard at a new york job

making dough but it made me blue

one day i was crying a lot

and so i decided to move to

west covina

california

brand-new pals and new career

it happens to be where josh lives

but that's not why i'm here

she's the crazy ex-girlfriend

what? no

i'm not

she's the crazy ex-girlfriend

that's a sexist term

she's the crazy ex-girlfriend

can you guys just stop singing for a second?

she's so broken inside

the situation's a lot more nuanced than that

c-r-a-z-y

ok

we get it

crazy ex-girlfriend