creepin' on the mayor

Singer:adam sandler

oh

shit

is that them crazy fucks from across town? they

didn't see me

did they? fuck it

they headin this way! damn!

gotta be somewhere to hide around here! no bushes

no

trees

what the fuck!? i'll just hide my ass in this garbage can!

there we go

safe and sound. no motherfucker's gonna find

me here! shit

i'll just wash my clothes later!

where'd you run to

you candy ass motherfucker?

you can hide all you want

but when we find you we still gonna

fuck you up! see you tomorrow

bitch!

no you won't

cause i'm gonna stay in my basement all day. i sure fooled them stupid fucks

hehehe. i'll be right there honey! just let me throw these dirty diapers out!

okay

baby

man

they stink! that baby couldn't stop shittin today!

i know

baby

i don't care

baby shit don't mean nothin cause i'm safe and

sound! shit

no one can fuck with me in this tin can! i'm a

motherfuckin untouchable! yeah

yeah!