creeping out sara

i was backstage at a festival in germany

talking to a cute fair skinned brunette

i asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set

i noticed that her hair was longer in the back

i figure that's cuz she's canadian

that's why i was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian

that's when i realized it was sara

or maybe it was tegan

i'm pretty sure that it was sara

cause johnny sampson said she was the cooler one

i told her i was a big fan of her band

she asked me if i had a favorite song

i admitted that i'd never actually heard them

but i like k.d. lang

i told her this jew knows about the juno's

and how they got robbed three times in a row

and then i asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow

that's when i creeped out sara or maybe i just pissed her off

when i asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome?

where they both ganged up one girl

a forgy or a fivesome?

do they think strap-ons are groovy

and had they ever seen the movie

bound and did they like jennifer tilly

did they like jennifer tilly?

sara said she preferred gina gershon

angelina jolie

in the gia movie that was on hbo

and if these walls could talk" made tegan cry a lot