creeping out tegan

nofx

i was backstage at a festival in germany

talking to a cute

fair-skinned brunette

i asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set

i noticed that her hair was longer in the back

i figured that's cuz she's canadian

that's why i was surprised when she told me that she was kinda lesbian

that's when i realized it was tegan or maybe it was sara

i'm pretty sure that it was tegan

cuz johnny sampson said she was the cooler one

i told her that i was a big fan of her band

she asked me if i had a favorite song

i admitted that i never actually heard them but i like k.d. lang

i told her this jew knows about the juno's

and how they got robbed three times in a row

and then i asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow

that's when i creeped out tegan or maybe i just pissed her

off when i asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome

where they both ganged up on one girl

a forgy or a fivesome

do they think strap-ons are groovy

and had they ever seen the movie

bound and did they like jennifer tilly? did they like jennifer tilly?

tegan said she preferred gina gershon

angelina jolie

in the gia" movie that was on hbo