i was backstage at a festival in germany
i asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
i noticed that her hair was longer in the back
i figured that's cuz she's canadian
that's why i was surprised when she told me that she was kinda lesbian
that's when i realized it was tegan or maybe it was sara
i'm pretty sure that it was tegan
cuz johnny sampson said she was the cooler one
i told her that i was a big fan of her band
she asked me if i had a favorite song
i admitted that i never actually heard them but i like k.d. lang
i told her this jew knows about the juno's
and how they got robbed three times in a row
and then i asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow
that's when i creeped out tegan or maybe i just pissed her
off when i asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome
where they both ganged up on one girl
do they think strap-ons are groovy
and had they ever seen the movie
bound and did they like jennifer tilly? did they like jennifer tilly?
tegan said she preferred gina gershon
in the gia" movie that was on hbo