crew cut chuck
mad caddies
oh lemme tell you about two guys i know
ol' crew cut chuck and afro joe
well crew cut sang and joe played sax
collectin' marijuana in a hat
well the rent was due and the food was gone
ol' crew cut knew it was time to move on
well they packed their bags
well they packed their bongs
well their first gig was wild and rough
bunch of rowdy punks thinkin' they were tough
fights broke out out and folks got mad
then crew cut chuck and joe looked bad
crew cut chuck thought they'd kick some ass
nearly threw a man through glass
that and they could not stay
because the police came and took them away