crime of the century

now they're planning the crime of the century

well what will it be?

read all about their schemes and adventuring

yes

it's well worth the fee

so roll up and see

how they've raped the universe

how they've gone from bad to worse

who are these men of lust

greed and glory?

rip off the mask and let's see. but that's not right - oh no

what's the story?

but there's you and there's me

that can't be right