walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
i read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
turns out it's all crooked
and i don't know what i'm supposed to do
turns out that i'm crooked too
i read a crooked headline on a crooked page
there's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
but he seems to think he's standin' tall
turns out it's all crooked
and i don't know what i'm supposed to do
turns out that i'm crooked too
so when you stand before that setting sun
and the needle's broken and the record's spun
you hear a stampede from a cattle call
turns out it's all crooked
it turns out it's all crooked