now this is about a guy you might remember from high school
harmonica. more harmonica. bassoon. and you're a cocksucker. thank you. i got my 12-sided die and i'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. my friends are comin' over to my mom's basement
bringin' funyuns and mountain dew. i got a big broadsword made outta cardboard
and the stereo's a-pumpin' zeppelin
whole lotta love
it's that time of the night
we turn on the black light
let the dungeons and the dragons begin it's d&d!
fightin' with the legends of yore. it's d&d!
never kissed a lady before. nope. whoo!
play us a little gui-tar
teichy
come on. did you see that?
yeah!
now the lord of the rings
the dark crystal and things
we use these as a reference tool
and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes
we're the coolest kids in the school!
no we're not. i know. now teich's a real bastard
but a fair dungeon master; he's got hit points and charisma to lend
and i rehearse in my room
or what i call the dragon's tomb
when i'm not out with my girl friend. it's d&d!
oh hold on
i'm sorry
hold on one second. dude
come on. what?
seriously!
what?
you got a fuckin' girlfriend? dungeon master"?
Lyric Context: d&d (2005 bonus version) - stephen lynch