d&d (2005 bonus version)

Singer:stephen lynch

now this is about a guy you might remember from high school

harmonica. more harmonica. bassoon. and you're a cocksucker. thank you. i got my 12-sided die and i'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew. my friends are comin' over to my mom's basement

bringin' funyuns and mountain dew. i got a big broadsword made outta cardboard

and the stereo's a-pumpin' zeppelin

whole lotta love

it's that time of the night

we turn on the black light

let the dungeons and the dragons begin it's d&d!

fightin' with the legends of yore. it's d&d!

never kissed a lady before. nope. whoo!

play us a little gui-tar

teichy

come on. did you see that?

yeah!

now the lord of the rings

the dark crystal and things

we use these as a reference tool

and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes

we're the coolest kids in the school!

no we're not. i know. now teich's a real bastard

but a fair dungeon master; he's got hit points and charisma to lend

and i rehearse in my room

or what i call the dragon's tomb

when i'm not out with my girl friend. it's d&d!

oh hold on

i'm sorry

hold on one second. dude

come on. what?

seriously!

what?

you got a fuckin' girlfriend? dungeon master"?

Lyric Context: d&d (2005 bonus version) - stephen lynch