i'ma throw it like santana
yo man is a ho like damn santa
lemme illustrate like dan hanna
see this man is a grandstanda
then came back for the green like bruce banner
and dream of driving in a car same color as a ban-ana
but now i'm smarter than a fifth grader
which hater wanna try to rub it in like hand sani-
realize that i'm a lot wiser
but i won't blow my top like a hot geyser
so put away the damn camera
po po on the damn scanner
hoping they can apprehend
american men in a planned manner
but i ain't fallin' for the okey-doke
and turn yourself around like the hokey poke
is this a racist nation or is it just my imagination
like the song that smokey wrote
tonight on this very mic you about to hear
the best darn artist of the year
so so cheerio yell scream bravo
i'm-i'm-i'm-i'm-i'm a professional
and that's no question yo
the way that some believe the weed might lead to the coke or crack
i'mma take you onto harder shit
to bring back what is dope in rap
the game's up in traction right now
and that shit on the radio: broken back
or worse yet: stroke attack
you like it rough? it's the brooklyn strangler
them old clubs i used to go to: open back
because of the fact he stepped on my croaker sacks
where i'm from 40 belows and fatigues was the outer wear
want y'all to hear me loud and clear
if you don't care for the real shit then get outta here
tonight on this very mic you about to hear
the best darn artist of the year
so so cheerio yell scream bravo
i'm-i'm-i'm-i'm-i'm a professional
and that's no question yo