creative destruction

hey look

here's a type of game that you've never ever heard of

an island with a hundred people on it from an airdrop

fighting each other inside an ever-shrinking safe zone

while paying through the nose for some wacky custom-made clothes

i can't always keep every track tailored for the fanboys

wow

have you seen how well this game plays on android and ios?

we're saturated with these type of battle games

it's as if the industry's incarcerated

shackled

chained

and that's a shame 'cause in between the shovelware

there could be fairly passable games

is this one? i couldn't care less

it's yet another game i haven't rapped about

so let me grab a pen and pad and we can crack one out

lock and load

i'm ready

cocky

hopping over hedges

watch me no scope in a moment

i'll be popping open treasure boxes

collecting lots of loot and tat

i'm just like stuart ashen

trendsetter with a newer hat on

pure fashion master

can't take too much action

i'm super anxious

so i'll camp out in the campground

like a damn scout

and shoot the passers-by

my only plan: survive until i'm the last alive

then head straight up back to the sky

like i'm a satellite

i've been paid up front to make introductions

another battle royale game straight from production

apparently this one's called creative destruction

like the rock formed from volcano eruptions

i've been paid up front to make introductions

another battle royale game straight from production

apparently this one's called creative destruction

i made the lyrics up

it never came with instructions

what is this thing anyway? some kind of blimp taxi?

it's definitely not a school bus

it's pretty pimp actually

see? originality

absolutely avant-garde

that's at least one feature pubg just hasn't got

right

let's investigate we've never been before

so set the thing to north

we're headed to the ski resort

hang on

this area feels eerily familiar

are you definitely sure we really haven't been here though?

k

i'll take your word for it

i mean i've never heard of it

so presumably it's new ip and free

no need to purchase it

a hundred players and my aim's to be the first to get to victory

and if it means i need to do some dirty tricks

fine i'm about to do some damage

i'm absolutely savage

mad as when the cabin crew managed to lose my baggage

i'm university challenge

you're universally challenged

i do prefer to be telling the truth than hurtfully selling a spoof

like how on earth is he talented?"