crystal maidens

i made a monster

look

imagine a youtuber promoting a porn game

okay

i guess

as long he doesn't do more of the same

he got away with it once

but twice'd be whoring for fame

oh

how the mighty have fallen for shame

it finally seems dan bull's befallen his fate

if you're confused

let me tell you the story to date

i was a rapper with a stack of subscribers

who were notified every time a track was online

but something happened overnight

we got mass demonetised

and the site was hiding many raps that i'd provided

naturally

i was like: what the hell was this shit?"