mega man vs. proto man rap

hey joshua

i got an idea

what?

let's do rapping

about what?

i don't know

anything

anything?

computer games

yeah?

megaman

for example

or protoman

megaman

protoman

megaman

protoman

who's the best man?

is that a question?

a double take

we attack 'till your head spins

you know it's megaman

no

it's protoman

we 'bout to bust up the track you selected

it's not like red vs. blue

see

we got time

don't expect a movie

so you start to run

but we're far from done

cause literally my arm's a gun

it's the boy in the blue suit

blue hair and blue boots

with arms like mine

i should probably shoot hoops

i rock a mega buster

you got a feather duster

i'll uppercut you in the head because i never trust ya

dr. wily's not so highly qualified as his title implies

it's a pile of lies

like every time he complies

apologizing and cries

before recidivising right into the violent life

yo

it's protoman

you know your bro

fam

punch you in the shoulder

then i crush you like a soda can

i make your motor jam

loading up my cannon

then we taking over from america to tokyo

japan

your demise

see

i hold it in my poker hand

you're slower than iphones from 2007

call me a shadow while i'm hiding from the light

as a rapper

not surprising that you copy my lines

like damn!

so come and rock with rock as i rock with roll

sidescrolling through the whole of your soul

ohhh!

my cranium is made of titanium

i'm running rings around fake lies like alien

i'm better than protoman

fire man

cut man

bomb man

time man

ice man

guts man

method man

redman

i'm way ahead

man

and what's my name again? say it!

megaman!

we taking out the bass and the treble

i'm made of the metal

and waiting forever to play on the level we came to settle

you say you're special while i stay the rebel

you pacifists have to get your a**es kicked on a bangin' instrumental

you patriotic fool claiming you're not a tool

everybody's sure you're megaderp

so stop refusing the truth

i got my proto shield blockin' haters out

shades on my helmet cause my name's renowned

and they say wow!

robots are machines that follow orders

i'm a machine that doesn't

so what does that make me?