dare to be stupid
Singer:mc chris
put down that chainsaw and listen to me
it's time for us to join in the fight
it's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
it's time to let the bedbugs bite
you better put all your eggs in one basket
you better count your chickens before they hatch
you better sell some wine before its time
you better find yourself an itch to scratch
you better squeeze all the charmin you can when mr. whipple's not around
stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
talk with your mouth full
bite the hand that feeds you
bite off more than you chew
get your mojo working now
you can dare to be stupid
you can turn the other cheek
you can just give up the ship
you can eat a bunch of sushi
then forget to leave a tip
come on and dare to be stupid
we're all waiting for you
it's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
so can i have a volunteer?
there's no more time for crying over spilled milk
now it's time for crying in your beer
buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet
then party till you're broke and they drive you away
you can dare to be stupid
it's like spitting on a fish
it's like barking up a tree
you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
why don't you dare to be stupid?
we're all waiting for you
burn your candle at both ends
look a gift horse in the mouth
mashed potatoes can be your friends
you can be a coffee achiever
you can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
we can be stupid all night