dark horse parody

i just broke up with an enormous douchebag

and now it is audition time for my next man

but i have one request

to be with with me

treat me shittely then cheat on me

you were my darling flower

you should go take a shower

my finger might just be the only thing that can please

katy perry

take me back i brought you a gift

panties from the girl who lives next door

are those victoria's secret?

i only wear gucci

prada or dior. that is what you get

you cheap prick

this video's offensive

to muslims and egyptians

put my makeup back!

let's lez out

oh no

not again miley

we made out. that's because you mouth raped me

i brought you

a jar of all my stds

you're sickening!

if you want a date a cheater

i could show you just how blurred my lines are

get out here you old creeper

marry me again. i'm the worst by far

i'm not interested

so sorry

don't zap us with your boobies

i'm getting bored

this song needs

someone who is black

guess that's me

the name's juicy j

i sold my ass out

for katy perry

dark horse is

the name of this wack beat

but there

ain't a single horse and the only dark thing is me

why the hell is this theme egyptian?

katy

check your brain

i think it's missing

all these blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this

were they tripping?

i think that i was drugged

why else would i agree to do this?

i used to be straight hood

but now i'm making pop garbage

every video i do this have to stand up above all the rest

time to use my enormous tits

to escape this horrible green screen set

there is nobody

nobody

that's good enough for katy

so screw all you

peace out dudes

i don't think so bitch!