darnedest things

i'll take you on a trip

on a plane or a ship

somewhere exotic

you ain't never been

champagne in the sky

let's have a sip

we could wear fedoras

off the coast of santorini

make love in bali

and have a toast in fiji

'cause love makes you do the darnedest things

ball up and enjoy the finer things

let's fly across to montreal

perhaps nepal to paraguay

love makes you do the darnedest things

ball up and make 'em man buy rings

let's have a drink and see the world

make you my girl in paradise

my hands are on your hips

my eyes are on your lips

in your lingerie

i feel like you deserve a tip

may i call you senora?

off the coast of santorini

make love in bali

and have a toast in fiji

'cause love makes you do the darnedest things

ball up and enjoy the finest things

let's fly across to montreal

perhaps nepal to paraguay

love makes you do the darnedest things

ball up and make 'em man buy rings

let's have a drink and see the world

make you my girl in paradise

and while were enjoying the finer things

i couldn't get anybody else

but my boy russell

for a piano solo

'cause love makes you do the darnedest things

ball up and enjoy the finest things

let's fly across to montreal

perhaps nepal to paraguay

love makes you do the darnedest things

ball up and make 'em man buy rings

let's have a drink and see the world

make you my girl in paradise