davey's took the plunge

davey's life has changed dramatically

now

we warned him but the daft puff couldn't see

jack the lad

but he's lost his credibility now

he's took the plunge now he lives in misery

davey

had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot

davey

davey's got hitched

davey's been stitched up

dave's a clot

davey's not the davey that i knew

now

he stays at home with the mrs

and he never goes out

davey does what she tells him to do

now

she's a bag that nags

it's about time he gave her a clout

davey's anniversary is due now

his face is as long as the river nile

davey will not admit that it's true

now

he's been cheesed off since he walked up the aisle