linda lovelace

well

i've fucked 'em all from coast to coast. well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps. you can talk about your hollywood fags. if you want to know the best love in the world then i'm the best mother-fucker alive

jackie onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich. and it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that bitch. why the queen of england gave me the keys to the whole damn country of france

and it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants. well

i've fucked 'em all from coast to coast

cause honey

that's my bag. fact

i'm the only guy in the world who can make linda lovelace gag

doot doot doot duh. now it ain't that my dick's so goddamn big

it's just that i know how to use. i'll never let no nickle-dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it. they can suck it for hours and hours on end

but i'll still be in control. and i won't cum 'til i wanna cum

cause that's my jelly-roll. now they're ain't no woman

no match for me

i've had 'em try to wear me down. i've fucked them barmaids

and bankclerks

i even fucked a circus clown. teachers and lawyers doctors and more

them fat women sure are a drag

i tell you i'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make linda lovelace gag. well

old harry reams fall apart at the seams when he saw me fuck that whore. she sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts

and i still hollered for more. she sucked my asshole

she sucked my toes

she's the suckinest bitch alive. i made her call up two more cunts

and friend that at no jive. she don't give me no shit about being no big time lover. some movie star with a jag. cause you ain't shit. if you can't get linda lovelace to gag. and don't talk about being no full-time lover

cause mister

that's my bag. i'm the only motherfucker in the damn world that can make linda lovelace gag. doot doot doot