i'm tired
me too
uncle ricky
hmmm?
could you tell us a bedtime story
like you used to?
look
don't y'all think y'all too old for that now?
no
listen
i got an adult question for y'all since y'all
like.11 now. y'all ever get horny?
uncle ricky!
now i don't mean to sound perverted
but do you ever
have like sexual urges?
kids - no!
no? well you will
so sit your behind down and listen to
uncle ricky.and de la.tell y'all a grown up story
okay
i remember when mama spoke of the birds and
the east side kept me off the curb and
betsy ross was sufferin from the scaredy cat
till my man ricky brought the remedy for that
i massage your mane
coat
then part your leg's rope
and stroke so hard you'll start to smell smoke
ain't gotta drug problem but a love problem
but then again that may be one in the same
i claim possession
pull the girl among the eighth like charlie heston
ride off on the horse and show no remorse
she look niiice
honey oriental
brown eyes
want friiiies?
chicken
vegetable
fried rice
and i'm tryin to you to go
fast subtraction
grab some
oh don't stop nasty black man"