dead man's float

go away

be extinct

disappear

float on

go away

be extinct

disappear

float on

go away

be extinct

disappear

float on

go away

be extinct

disappear

float on

yea as we walk through the valley of the shadow of death

we shall fear no evil

for we are the most evil motherfuckers in whatever valley we choose to occupy

gentrify

overtake or drunkenly speed through

and it's we

the hitchhikers with tired thumbs

often greeted by middle fingers

imagery lingered as the tires spun

now conserve your energy and lay face-down in the waterways

seek guidance from the sirens calling out to you from those watery graves

bodies are on display

bloated and holding their crown jewels

instead of flotation devices

they decided the house rules didn't apply to them

got baptised in the name of neptune and then died for him

when the ice was thin

dead man's float for those who don't like to swim

don't fret cause help is on its way

it'll be here any day

just stay still and do nothing buddy

remain faithful

you're gonna be saved

and when you meet your maker you can explain

how there was a cemetery of support behind every wager that you placed

all the chorus of every deceased beast that came before is sweetly saying

we all float down here and wait for riptide to sweep us away"