dear black santa
Singer:dax
just checking if you got my list
my name is dax and i've been a good kid
i made a list of the shit that i wanted this year
did you read it? i'm hoping you did
just so you'd know where i live
yeah i want cadillac color matte black
yeah i want a thick bitch with a fat ass
yeah i want a crib to crash with a pool and a court and a golf course all in the back
prada coupled with a million dollars
instagram a million followers
takeout food from benihana's
i need a follow back from lele pons
i need a drake feature on a song
i could probably do this shit myself and all
but i ain't really tryna wait that long
so santa this is my list and i'm confident in you that you'll complete it
me and your daughter are friends and if i don't get all of my shit i'ma mike jackson beat it
i took the time to go over your list
and unfortunately i'm sorry to say
i can get you some shit but not all those god damn gifts
and as for my daughter young man
there ain't no way your fuckin' that bitch
i don't even want your gifts
i don't even want that car
i don't even want that bitch
i don't even want that shit
want her saying hoe hoe hoe hoe
while she's on my pole pole pole pole
keep my wrist froze froze froze froze
when i play games with rudolph
yeah yeah yeah i'm crazy santa
came through with the heat
butt cheeks through the sheets
i think it means that i win either way
i'll leave you cookies and milk and a note on the table
and here is what that shit's gonna say: make sure you clean up the motherfuckin' chimney
make sure you turn off the lights when you done
make sure you leave me a tip on the table
don't eat two cookies your fat ass gets one
don't forget to leave shit in my stocking yeah you know where it's at
some henny and condoms with that
boy i know that you're black
talk shit they all go missing
santa nigga it's merry christmas