dear penis

dear penis

i don't think i like you anymore

you used to watch me shave

now all you do is stare at the floor

oh dear penis

i don't like you anymore

it used to be you and me

a paper towel and a dirty magazine

that's all we needed to get by

now it seems things have changed

and i think that you're the one to blame

dear penis

i don't like you anymore

he sings

dear rodney

i don't think i like you anymore

cos when you get to drinking

you put me places i've never been before

dear rodney

i don't like you anymore

why can't we just get a grip

on our man to hand relationship

come to terms with truly how we feel

if we put our heads together

we'd just stay home forever

dear penis

i think i like you after all

oh and rodney

while you're shaving

shave my balls