deck the halls (i hate christmas)

christmas comes just once a year

with all its yuletide joy and cheer

but theres one thing i'd like to say

is that i hate christmas day

its time for everybody to have a christmas party. everyone but me i'll step outside

boycott your office party. no secret santa for me. mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway. cos i don't wanna go

where happy days are snow

i'd rather stay where

frosty melts in the sun. july 4 parade. a lynchburg lemonade. an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun. deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but

i hate christmas

i'm glad it only comes one time a year

its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping. everyone but me i'll stay inside. no presents under your tree that have a nametag for me. and it makes my gifts so easy to hide

i don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow. i rather stay at home with the frosty cold one. a bud on ice in may

a lazy summer day. an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun. deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but

i hate christmas

i'm glad it only comes one time a year

it was the night before christmas and all through the house

all the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout. i woke from my sleep

heard 'here comes the boom'. i knew that santa would be comin' soon. on dascher on donner

commit

on blitzen. i yelled 'shut up ya'll

' but they wouldn't listen. and then he came down with his belly of jello. he says

'where the ladies at cuz i'm a real jolly fellow.'

then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight. merry christmas to all

and to all a super deeky duper fly night. deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but

i hate christmas

i'm glad it only comes one time a year

deck the halls with bells of holly

'tis the season to be jolly but

i hate christmas

i'm glad it only comes one time a year

cos i hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year

cos i hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year