dedicated thespian has teeth pulled to play newborn baby in high school play

he's very very very dedicated to his art. he had the dentist pull his teeth

so he could get the part. now everything he does

he does as practice for the play. he kicks his feet and throws a fit

when things don't go his way. instead of sleeping in a bed

he's sleeping in a crib. and at the dinner table now

he dribbles on his bib. he puts his fingers in his food

then drops it on the floor. then he spills his cup of milk

and screams for more. his mother says his acting style

is getting on her nerves. he'll either give up

or get the spanking he deserves.