deer camp

well hello baby

i can't talk right now

no i ain't mad and i ain't tryna shut you down

it's just all of the boys are gathered around

making a racket and throwing 'em down

reception sucks out here and i can't hear a thing

so don't call me at deer camp

baby you oughta know better

there's one thing on my mind

we're checking the maps and checking the weather

and getting the tree stands right

i was three beers in when my phone rang

your dog's throwing up and the tub won't drain

and your poor sister's lost her mind again

well that's too bad

but don't call me at deer camp

i'll be back in just 'bout three or four days

and you'll have me to yourself

oh i can't wait

and i'll have time for family drama

fixing the toilet and seeing your mama

right now i'm 'bout bag me a ten point buck

so don't call me at deer camp

baby you oughta know better

there's one thing on my mind

we're checking the maps and checking the weather

and getting the tree stands right

i was three beers in when my phone rang

your dog's throwing up and the tub won't drain

and your poor sister's lost her mind again

well that's too bad

but don't call me at deer camp

i don't call you up at the spa

to tell you i just bought a circular saw

or interrupt your massage

to talk about my truck

so don't call me at deer camp

baby you oughta know better

there's one thing on my mind

we're checking the maps and checking the weather

and getting the tree stands right

i was three beers in when my phone rang

your dog's throwing up and the tub won't drain

and your poor sister's lost her mind again

well that's too bad

but don't call me at deer camp