delicious dog

born in a place called home

the place is cold but something warm

stretches my umbilical cord

would you all relate?

could you all relate?

i'm a crowd of trouble

you've got a prodigal son

don't you think so mum?

watch out the dog

he wants some more

the dog has eaten my

umbilical cord

umbilical cord

delicious dog

here i am a delicious cracker

i'm cracker man

and my mummy said

daddy is dead two seconds late

i'm a crowd of trouble

a crowd of trouble

i always love the fruit a little green

i always ate the meet a little red

please hold me

please hold me tight

i always loved the girl i never had

call me silly girl

don't be shy

you know i'm not going to bite

i'm a hundred years old

and i'm cold

would you be my bride?

well no

oh no!

would you all relate?

could you all relate?

that i'm a crowd of trouble

i'm a crowd of trouble. delicious dog

umbilical cord

umbilical cord

here i am

i'm a dog

i'm on crack

a cracker dog

a dog on crack

an animal

and my mummy said

daddy is dead two seconds late

i'm a crowd of trouble

a crowd of trouble