delusions of grandeur
Singer:dury, ian
bee aye bickybye bo-bo-bo
i've got a gal that i love so
i'm a dedicated follower of my own success
i can handle the glamour and cope with the stress
deal with the doughnuts and please all the rest
i'm polite to the punters and i'm street to the press
i just won a trophy from a radio station
i'm leaving my bat and my balls to the nation
i've got megalomania i've got megalomania
to be a twinkle in the showbiz dream
to which effect i do connive and scheme
i dive into the dairy and i lap up all the cream
i'm up to the armpits in self-esteem
then i can go public with my private parts
just another pathetic pop star
won't you please accept my hand?