dial a hitman

she's bugging me again

run to use the phone

find and rent a hitman from the twilight zone

it was good in the beginning

the wife's become a drag

found me a solution in adventure mag

five sees as downpayment

it's just a call away

cheaper than some legal fees and they do the job today

so if you got a problem

pick up the telephone

for the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone

at the continental club

there's no extras for striptease

we're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please

viet vets and drifters shell shocked from the hill

at the continental doc savage pays the bill

yeah soldiers of fortune but we're not mental giants

but mister i must tell you

neither are our clients

so if you got a problem

pick up the telephone

for the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone

at the continental club

there's no extras for striptease

we're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please

did a job in georgia

money in advance

fingers through the post with chilling nonchalanche

i've seen some civil war now

for the cash we took their lives

back here on the homestead rich on peoples wives

we're eighties bounty hunters with comical ineptitude

modern cowboy cadres

guns and glory dudes

so if you got a problem

pick up the telephone

for the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone

at the continental club

there's no extras for striptease

we're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please