dick in a box
lonely island, the
hey girl i got somethin' real important to give you
so just sit down and listen
girl you know we've been together such a long long time
and now i'm ready to lay it on the line
you know it's christmas and my heart is open wide
gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
not gonna get you a diamond ring
that sort of gift don't mean anything
not gonna get you a fancy car
girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
not gonna get you a house in the hills
a girl like you needs somethin' real
wanna get you somethin' from the heart
see i'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
to all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
it's easy to do just follow these steps
2: put your junk in that box
and that's the way you do it
it's my dick in a box. my dick in a box babe
every single holiday a dick in a box
over at your parent's house a dick in a box
mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
backstage at the cma's a dick in a box