dinner date

i had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance

maybe that's why i don't like

to fucking slow dance

and my mom said don't buy vegetables

they won't last

well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past

and i'm going through these phases

of people and places

and the turkey is tasting

just like the shit that you're talking

so you know i had to shoot that dog

because everyone's family

when you're in a hospital

and you know i'm scared

like a third grader on a triple dog dare

and i'm going through these phases

of people and places

and the turkey is tasting

just like the shit that you're talking

and maybe if you took me out to dinner

i would like anything

for longer than a year