jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo
wing wong ping pong king kong cheech 'n chong hop hip kagagoogoo
hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou
flim flam wham blam sam bam cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo
you gotta eat grandma's stroodle
'cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
you gotta wax grandma's mustache
and lay out here socks and make sure they match
you gotta help out your gram
slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo
piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang
chitty chitty bang wang lang
zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo
a piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo
you gotta shave grandma's poodle
'cause grandma would do the same for you
you gotta hug grandma even though she's flabby
'cause you should know grandmas are people too
now if you listened to the words of this song
you know they're coming straight from the heart
never make fun of your grandma
even when she rips a juicy fart
you gotta stop playing with your noodle
'cause grandma said it will make you go blind
you gotta change grandma's diaper
and then pretend that you really didn't mind