dirty black man

i'm a dirty black man

i've got the action plan

i gotta watch out where i put my hands cos when there's ladies about i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

spontaneous and mystical

when i see a pair of breasts

i get an instant twitch in my testicle

i caught an infection once cos i had unprotected sex at a festival

i made her drink a bottle of

bleach as soon as i got back the test results

i met one girl she likes to do freaky stuff with a vegetable

so i brought her a carrot and a cucumber after 10 minutes it was unedible

another so dirty minded

always thinking of something sexual

i don't mind having sex with a dumb bitch but i prefer someone intellectual

i'm a dirty black man

i've got the action plan

i gotta watch out where i put my hands cos when there's ladies about i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm dirty like menage trois is

i found her knickers

i found her thong but i don't know where your bra is

last night must have been crazy

she can't remember where her car is

all i know is i bust my nut quick like lamborginis and ferraris

i remember the girl was lying on a bed with her legs open and her tits out

the other girl said she was dripping wet and she told me to get my bits out

the other one said that she weren't on it cos she ain't done a menage trois before

but at the end of the night she was sucking my dick and licking that pussy like a carnivore

i'm a dirty black man

i've got the action plan

i gotta watch out where i put my hands cos when there's ladies about i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm a leader

so i don't follow

yo darling

do you spit or swallow?

fuck me today and you'll feel it tomorrow

i'll leave your pum pum feeling hollow

how much is it to mine in taxi

how much can i borrow

like webster i'll give you 2 fingers

middle finger

index to follow

1 for joy

2 for sorrow

i beat up punani like apollo

just about to bust nut in her mouth

now she's trying to tell me she don't swallow

going all soft like a marshmallow

now when i see you out on road

you don't even wanna say hello

i'm a dirty black man

i've got the action plan

i gotta watch out where i put my hands cos when there's ladies about i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable

i'm too unpredictable