dirty old egg-suckin' dog

well he's not very handsome to look at

oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog

and he's always killin' my chickens

that dirty old egg-suckin' dog

egg-suckin' dog

i'm gonna stomp your head in the ground

if you don't stay out of my hen house

you dirty old egg-suckin' hound

now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up

though i'm not a real bad guy

i'm gonna get my riffle and send him

to that great chicken house in the sky

egg-suckin' dog

you're always hangin' around

but you'd better stay out of my hen house

you dirty old egg-suckin' hound