disney

adam sandler

so i'll tell you a little story about disney world. you want to hear a true adam sandler story?

please

i can. okay. so you guys have been to disney world

right?

the families have been there. who doesn't have kids and still goes to disney world? you fucking stoners. i'm on to you. all right

so i go to disney world recently with my wife and the two kids. my kids wanted to go on this roller coaster. they were very excited. so

we wait on the line. we're waiting. you know the lines are very long. so

it takes like an hour and 15 minutes. we get to the front of the line

and then the roller coaster

we find out

only takes three people at a time. so

there's four of us. and i see my wife and the two kids just immediately start walking to the thing. and i was like

we're not even gonna flip a coin. not. not even a thought

right? they're like

no

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