do the bruce campbell

mc lars

wait

what's that noise? ytcracker

are those zombies?

zombies in the studio!

this is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it. it sounds like a horrorcore song. you know who we should get on this track to help us out?

i'm thinking zealous1 and schaffer the darklord. heck yeah!

what should we call it lars?

i think we should call it bruce campbell. fresh from the cemetery

i'm a terrifying sight

with little bits of bloody flesh stuck to my mic

i will ruin you

reduce you to a puddle where you stand

once i tear into your torso with my cold

dead hands

blood

sweat and tears from your wounds start spewing

fill a water bottle

swallow all your bodily fluids

you are nailed to a wall

full of holes like a dartboard

still think you're hardcore? bow to your darklord!

splatter from the axe turns a blue shirt red

severed head in a vise inside of my work shed

deadheads get brains

pinheads get chains

i annihilate you

then i violate your remains

you choked and you froze 'cause you got so scared

toss your body in the cellar

hope you rot down there

where upon your meat and screams

awful goblins feed

bleedat! but never mind the at